I have the suit song stuck in my head. #fb
Month: May 2011
"I think most guys would agree: the most attractive scent is barbecue sauce." – @leolaporte
"Hurry, Daddy. We'll miss the hanging." "It's not a hanging, dear; it's a trial. He hangs in the afternoon." – Pirates of the Caribbean #fb
Happy towel day! Apparently. #fb # @jonathancoulton I would, but I can't afford the $26 tickets right now. Maybe next time. in reply to jonathancoulton
Is it just me or are modern fireworks less impressive? #backinmyday #fb # Ok, that one wasn't bad. # @chrisshirreff Get yourself a time traveling police box and I will. in reply to chrisshirreff
@gruber The TSA story would be more funny if it was less true.
Hundreds of signs saying to go to the Pearson cellphone lot, but they couldn't put just one more saying where it is? #fb
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