Library checkout: 1 employee, 30 people in line. Returns desk: 6 employees, no line.

My cat is so optimistic. If you even glance at the basement door, he runs to his food dish.

Do people ever remake books?

“I’m going to tell you this just once, with all the humility I can muster up: I’m the greatest trial attorney who ever lived.” – Danny Crane

“They laughed when I said I was going to become a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.”

“Objection, Your Honor, you can’t preface your second point with ‘first of all’”.

If you don’t find something in the first five minutes, you won’t find it. Move everything six inches to the left until you uncover it.

People say that law cannot keep pace with technology. Technology is about means. Law can beat technology if it goes straight to the ends.