Library checkout: 1 employee, 30 people in line. Returns desk: 6 employees, no line.

Tweets from Jan 31, 2010 #

My cat is so optimistic. If you even glance at the basement door, he runs to his food dish.

Tweets from Jan 23, 2010 #

Do people ever remake books?

Tweets from Jan 22, 2010 #

“I’m going to tell you this just once, with all the humility I can muster up: I’m the greatest trial attorney who ever lived.” – Danny Crane

Tweets from Jan 18, 2010 #

“They laughed when I said I was going to become a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.”

Tweets from Jan 18, 2010 #

“Objection, Your Honor, you can’t preface your second point with ‘first of all’”.

Tweets from Jan 17, 2010 #

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If you don’t find something in the first five minutes, you won’t find it. Move everything six inches to the left until you uncover it.

Tweets from Jan 13, 2010 #

People say that law cannot keep pace with technology. Technology is about means. Law can beat technology if it goes straight to the ends.

Tweets from Jan 10, 2010 #