Rambling Thoughts

Library checkout: 1 employee, 30 people in line. Returns desk: 6 employees, no line.

January 23

My cat is so optimistic. If you even glance at the basement door, he runs to his food dish.

January 22

Do people ever remake books?

January 18

“I’m going to tell you this just once, with all the humility I can muster up: I’m the greatest trial attorney who ever lived.” – Danny Crane

“They laughed when I said I was going to become a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.”

January 17

“Objection, Your Honor, you can’t preface your second point with ‘first of all’”.

January 14

If you don’t find something in the first five minutes, you won’t find it. Move everything six inches to the left until you uncover it.

January 12
January 10

People say that law cannot keep pace with technology. Technology is about means. Law can beat technology if it goes straight to the ends.

January 7