Having children is like opening a franchise.

Tweets from Dec 17, 2009 #

“And leave out words like amenable, indecorous, and such. Speak English not whatever they speak in….” “England?” – Buffy, Giles

Tweets from Dec 15, 2009 #

“My blanket’s gone! Where’s my lamp?” Quick! Check on your toaster, maybe they tried to follow you to college.

Tweets from Dec 11, 2009 #

“My blanket’s gone! Where’s my lamp?” Quick! Check on your toaster, maybe they tried to follow you to college.

Tweets from Dec 11, 2009 #

So very impressive; movie timelines: http://xkcd.com/657/large/

Tweets from Dec 11, 2009 #

Finally catching up on Dexter. Edge of my seat.

Tweets from Dec 11, 2009 #

I notice that the more I study IP law, the easier I find it to agree with conclusions that defy all common sense.

Tweets from Dec 5, 2009 #

My IP notes from the week before OCIs are shockingly bad. I only wrote one sentence Oct 1: “There’s a difference between a pie and a play”

Tweets from Dec 5, 2009 #

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