Wow. The doctor’s office has hired a traffic guy for the parking lot.

Tweets from Oct 29, 2009 #

No Glee? I’m sad.

Tweets from Oct 28, 2009 #

Oh Arnold.

Tweets from Oct 28, 2009 #

When hospitals say they’d raise the money themselves if they could, is that saying they wish they could charge?

Tweets from Oct 28, 2009 #

What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu? One requires a tweetment and the other an oinkment.

Tweets from Oct 24, 2009 #

This bar is recommended by “Where To Eat On Parole Day”.

Tweets from Oct 24, 2009 #

There’s something funny about reading my IP casebook next to a bunch of guys talking about torrenting music.

Tweets from Oct 23, 2009 #

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There’s a nice post on Gawker dealing with the threat posed by masses of teenage girls kept in a constant state of anticipation and anxiety by the producers of Twilight. What will happen after the movie comes out and there is nothing to focus this energy or—and pray this doesn’t happen—what if the movie disappoints them?

A surprisingly tough question: what’s scarier, zombie horde or rioting teenage girls?

“Real leaders are supposed to be able to see a better future. Like Thomas Jefferson or that kid from the Terminator movies.”

Tweets from Oct 21, 2009 #

Zombie Wedding

October, Oct 21, 2009
Billy Barnes

Zombie Cake

And a zombie proposal (visit the YouTube page to read the story behind this):

Who would have thought I’d ever tag the same post “zombies” and “marriage”?

It’s all so beautifully true. An ad bashing the iPhone.