Wow. The doctor’s office has hired a traffic guy for the parking lot.

October 28

No Glee? I’m sad.

Oh Arnold.

When hospitals say they’d raise the money themselves if they could, is that saying they wish they could charge?

October 24

What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu? One requires a tweetment and the other an oinkment.

This bar is recommended by “Where To Eat On Parole Day”.

October 23

There’s something funny about reading my IP casebook next to a bunch of guys talking about torrenting music.

October 22

How Twilight will kill us all

Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 9:04 am
William Barnes

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There’s a nice post on Gawker dealing with the threat posed by masses of teenage girls kept in a constant state of anticipation and anxiety by the producers of Twilight. What will happen after the movie comes out and there is nothing to focus this energy or—and pray this doesn’t happen—what if the movie disappoints them?

A surprisingly tough question: what’s scarier, zombie horde or rioting teenage girls?

“Real leaders are supposed to be able to see a better future. Like Thomas Jefferson or that kid from the Terminator movies.”

October 18